DADDY (adjusting the bath water): Do you want to hear a funny story about Mommy?
LUCY (getting into the tub): Yes!
DADDY: When Mommy was a little girl, she thought the bath water should come up to her “nibbles”! Hahahaha!
LUCY (confused): But what are nibbles?
DADDY (hesitantly): Ummm, I guess they are nipples…
LUCY: Nipples??? Like on her boobies?? Hahahaha! Are you talking about BOOBIES?!
DADDY (totally uncomfortable and backtracking): Well, it was just a funny story. About Mommy in the bath. When she was your age. Not about that other stuff.
LUCY: BOOBIES!!!! NIPPLES!!!!!
DADDY: So, let's talk about something else now...
LUCY: HAHAHAHA!! BOOBIES!!!! NIPPLES!!!!!
Who’s laughing now, Daddy?