LUCY: Hey, Mommy! Are you ready?
ME: For my shower. Why don’t you go into the other room with Daddy and Will?
LUCY: Because… (singing) It’s “The Lucy and Mommy Shoooooooow!”
ME: Lucy, I’m naked. I’m putting on enough of a show as it is right now.
LUCY: But you need to sing and dance with me too!
ME: No. I’m getting into the shower now. Go.
LUCY: But can we sing “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” first?
LUCY: How about “Let It Go”?
ME: How about you just go.
LUCY: But the show isn’t over, Mommy!
ME: Believe me, Lucy, it is.
And, with that, I exited stage left into the shower.