Monday, February 3, 2014

The Lucy and Mommy Show

I am in the bathroom, getting ready to step into the shower. Lucy barges through the unlocked door, and this happens:

LUCY: Hey, Mommy! Are you ready?

ME: For my shower. Why don’t you go into the other room with Daddy and Will?

LUCY: Because… (singing) It’s “The Lucy and Mommy Shoooooooow!”

ME: Lucy, I’m naked. I’m putting on enough of a show as it is right now.

LUCY: But you need to sing and dance with me too!

ME: No. I’m getting into the shower now. Go.

LUCY: But can we sing “Do You Want to Build a Snowman” first?

ME: Go.

LUCY: How about “Let It Go”?

ME: How about you just go.

LUCY: But the show isn’t over, Mommy!

ME: Believe me, Lucy, it is.

And, with that, I exited stage left into the shower.

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